Friday, February 11, 2005

Patawa muna...;o)

I thought im sad until i saw a man without both arms shaking his
shoulders happily. I asked why he's happy. He replied "Hindi ako hapi! Makati ang aking itlog hindi ko makamot!


A couple fighting:
HUSBAND: Animal ka!
WIFE: Hayop ka!
HUSBAND: Satanas!
WIFE: Demonyo ka!
HUSBAND: Peste ka!
WIFE: Bwisit ka!
HUSBAND: Punyeta ka!
WIFE: Luko-luko ka!
HUSBAND: Leche ka!
WIFE: Supot!
HUSBAND: Ah, walang totohanan.

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